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Compute SaaS LTV, CAC payback, and LTV/CAC ratio with multiple frameworks side by side (Skok basic, NDR-adjusted, AI-inference-adjusted, Sequoia contribution margin). Outputs a styled Excel workbook with verdict, sensitivity heatmap, and 36-month cohort projection. Use when the user says "/ltv-cac", "calculate LTV", "LTV CAC ratio", "is this business healthy", "unit economics", or "should I scale

Read-only CFO data dashboard for bootstrapped startups. Two modes, CSV templates (works with any stack: Attio/HubSpot/Salesforce + Qonto/Mercury/Brex + Stripe + Moss/Ramp/Pleo) or live API pull from Attio + Qonto + Stripe + Moss. Computes runway, burn rate, MRR/ARR, NRR, customer concentration, AR aging, DSO, vendor spend, departmental burn. Outputs an Excel workbook with 8 sheets. Use when the us

Build a full SaaS cohort analysis from a CRM (Attio/Stripe/CSV) joined to revenue (Stripe/Attio/CSV). Outputs a styled Excel workbook with conditional formatting (Customer Churn, MRR Churn, CAC Payback) plus per-section CSVs. Use when the user says "/cohort-analysis", "build a cohort table", "cohort analysis for <client>", "retention by signup month", or "show me NRR by cohort". One-shot, no wareh

Pull Google Search Console health (sitemap status, indexing coverage, 28-day search analytics) for a verified GSC property, then run Lighthouse via the PageSpeed Insights API on the top 10 pages by clicks. Outputs a single combined report grouped by theme, surfacing real problems and skipping the noise. Use when the user says "/gsc-lighthouse", "search console check", "lighthouse audit", "indexing

Generate a tight pre-discovery-call prep brief from an intro email, referral, or company name. Outputs a 3-section scan doc (who they are, ranked questions, proof to drop) you can read in the two minutes before a sales or consulting call. Use when the user says "/disco-prep", pastes an intro email, or asks to "prep for the disco call", "what should I ask", or "disco agenda". Output goes to the cha